Oh Tiger...

Hey, he may be God's Gift to Golf, but he's only human, right?
Tiger Woods Voicemail Transcript
Hey it's Tiger, I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that. Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.
Hear it for yourself.