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Funny/Quotes

November 11, 2011:
Words to live by. 

November 2, 2011:
This is what I did last night.




October 24, 2011: I don't think I need this, but I know people who do! Another reason why Gmail beats Hotmail!




  • Failure is not our only punishment for laziness: there is also the success of others. - Jules Renard
  • When you pray for love, God doesn't give you warm fuzzy feelings of love. He provides you with the opportunity to give and receive love.
  • No man is worth your tears, but once you find one that is, he won't make you cry.
  • I miss you just a little: a little too much, a little too often & a little more each day.
  • Everyone has some sort of baggage, everyone. Trick is: find someone to love and share each other's load.
  • I can accept failure. Everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying. -Michael Jordan
  • If what you did yesterday seems big, you haven't done anything today. -Lou Holtz
  • If you love me, let me know. If not, please gently let me go.
  • Beat me with truth, don't torture me with lies.
  • You will face many defeats in your life, but never let yourself be defeated.
  • It is by going down into the abyss that we recover the treasures of life. Where you stumble, there lies your treasure.-Joseph Campbell
  • Joy comes to those who are willing to let go of the familiar and happily embrace the unknown.
  • When you risk losing everything, one thing is certain, you will always find yourself - which is everything.
  • Entrepreneurship is living a few years like most people won't, so u can spend the rest of your life like most people can't.
  • Beauty isn't worth thinkin about; what's important is ur mind. U don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. ~Garrison Keillor
  • I leave the past behind and welcome the new and exciting unknown.
  • When we are no longer able to change a situation, we are challenged to change ourselves.
  • In the right relationship you make each other feel safe. That's real love.
  • What counts in making a happy relationship is not how compatible u r but how u deal w/ incompatibility.~Daniel Goleman
  • One day, you'll be just a memory for some people. Do your best to be a good one.
  • You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have.
  • We find comfort among those who agree with us - growth among those who don't.
  • When you judge someone it doesn't define who they are, it defines who you are
  • Never get mad when you see your ex with someone new. Your parents always taught you to give your old toys to the less fortunate.
  • A successful person is one who can lay a firm foundation with the bricks that others throw at him or her.~David Brinkley
  • One cannot and must not try to erase the past merely because it does not fit the present.~Golda Meir
  • Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment. ~ Buddha
  • The only people who find what they are looking for in life are the fault finders.~Foster's Law
  • Regret for things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for things we did not do that is inconsolable - Sidney J. Harris
  • A wise lover values not so much the gift of the lover as the love of the giver.~Thomas รก Kempis
  • I have seen the future and it is very much like the present - only longer.~Kehlog Albran
  • Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.~Benjamin Spock
  • People only see what they are prepared to see.~Ralph Waldo Emerson
  • We don't receive wisdom; we mst discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us."~Marcel Proust
  • I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.
  • We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.
  • Happy people don't need to have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything.
  • I miss you just a little: a little too much, a little too often & a little more each day.
  • True love does not come by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly
  • Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.
  • Whatever has happened to you in your past has no power over this present moment, because life is now.
  • It's hard to pretend you love someone when you don't but its harder to pretend that you don't love someone when you really do.
  • The difficulties of life are intended to make us better, not bitter.
  • If you want to go quickly, go alone. If you want to go far, go together.
  • I like my martinis with olives...three olives and a bit of olive juice...
  • People judge you by your actions, not your intentions. You may have a heart of gold~but so does a hard-boiled egg. Anonymous
  • Life's not worth living if you don't take risks.
  • If I had a flower for every time I think of you, I could walk forever in my garden. ~ Claudia Ghandi
  • L.I.F.E = Living Isn't Fucking Easy.
  • Never say the sky's the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
  • We are each of us angels with only one wing & we can only fly by embracing one another.
  • You will get all you want in life if you help enough other people get what they want. Zig Ziglar
  • Some people think your soul mate is your perfect fit, but a true soul mate is a mirror, the person who shows you everything that's holding you back, the person who brings you to your own attention so you can change your life. A true soul mate is probably the most important you'll ever meet, because they tear down your walls and smack you awake. ~Elizabeth Gilbert
  • Anger makes you smaller while forgiveness forces you to grow.
  • When you know better, you do better
  • Sometimes you have to take a step of faith. You may not know what's at the end of the step exactly, but you'll find out it was a good idea
  • Self-acceptance must come before self-improvement, or you won't feel like you deserve more.
  • If you can't handle the worst of me, then you don't deserve the best of me. But if you can? The future is ours.
  • Reading Eat, Pray, Love and find myself PRAYing for someone who LOVEs to EAT as much as I do.
  • There are people I know who won't hurt me. I call them corpses.
  • The pessimist complains about the wind;the optimist expects it to change; the realist adjusts the sails.
  • Very few burdens are heavy if everyone lifts.
  • Our prime purpose in this life is to help others. And if you can’t help them, at least don’t hurt them.
  • To handle yourself, use your head; to handle others, use your heart Friends are like bum cheeks: sh*t happens between them, but they always stick together!
  • Never look down on anybody unless you're helping him up.
  • I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.
  • Which way are you gonna take? The LEFT one where nothing's right or the RIGHT one where there's nothing left?
  • Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning how to dance in the rain.
  • Fate determines who comes into our lives. The heart determines who stays.
  • Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, while loving someone deeply give you courage.
  • It's ok to kiss a fool, and it's ok to let a fool kiss you. But never ever let a kiss fool you.
  • The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.
  • DO not spoil what you have by desiring what you have not; remember that what you now have was once among the things you only hoped for.
  • A true friend is like blood, it goes to the wound without ever being called.
  • If nothing we do matters, then all that matters is what we do.
  • We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.
  • All conflict can end by realizing that the world is our projection and then stop fighting with our reflections.
  • Limits, like fears, are often just an illusion.
  • Good friends are like stars...you don't always see them, but you know they're always there.
  • And God forbid he tries to get help from you! @JokesTweet: Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
  • Double Down from KFC anyone? Also known as a Triple Bypass. @JokesTweet: If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
  • It should be "Even Fewer men..." @JokesTweet: Few women admit their age. Few men act it!
  • Even if you don't want to know your heart or give up your illusions. @DeepakChopra: Insight enables you to know your own heart and clarity enables you to accept without illusions.
  • Sort of like skydiving too. @LolaSoFarGone: #fallinginlove is like falling off a cliff, the free fall feels good but the landing is hard.
  • A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  • Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you are not getting any.

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