And God forbid he tries to get help from you! @JokesTweet: Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.
Double Down from KFC anyone? Also known as a Triple Bypass. @JokesTweet: If we are what we eat, then I'm easy, fast, and cheap.
It shoudl be "Even Fewer men..." @JokesTweet: Few women admit their age. Few men act it!